Dog: Wha-cha eatin’?
Me: A chocolate bar.
Dog: Can I have a bite?
Me: No. Chocolate is poisonous to dogs.
Dog: It’s not poisonous to humans?
Me: No. Well…it’ll make us fat.
Dog: Why do they even sell this stuff!?
Me: Because it’s SOOOOOO good!
Dog: …
Dog: Can I have a bite?
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