Dog: I GOT A BALL!
Me: …
Dog: Look at me! I got a ball right here!
Me: …
Dog: Watch! I can toss it in the air and catch it!
Me: …
Dog: Did you see that!? Doesn’t it look like fun!?
Me: …
Dog: OMG, take a hint! Let’s play ball!
Me: Hey, pups. Do you need to go outside?
Dog: /sigh
Me: Where are you going?
Dog: I’m going to find your shoe and poop in it.
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