Dog: I GOT A BALL! Me: … Dog: Look at me! I got a ball right here! Me: … Dog: Watch! I can toss it in the air and catch it! Me: … Dog: Did you see that!? Doesn’t it look like fun!? Me: … Dog: OMG, take a hint! Let’s play ball! Me: Hey, […]
Archive | Writing
I’m not much of a writer. I’m much better at crafting and making things with my hands. But, sometimes, writing is the best way to express things that you can’t express visually. So, occasionally, I’ll write something down that catches my interest. Anecdotes, stories, poems, articles, or whatever amuses me at the time.
Pencil Cup
My pencil cup is full of pens and pencils I don’t use, which is why they’re there. I don’t have room for this pencil, which I also don’t use. I wish I knew what to do.
Bull Shihtz
Dog: That bulldog next door is kinda cute. Me: A Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? Wouldn’t that make your puppies Bull Shihtz? Hahahaha! Dog: Really? You stole a joke from Dumb & Dumber? Put down the remote and crack a book, Einstein.
WOW Dog
Dog: That snarling thing is going to attack you! Me: Relax. It’s just a vacuum cleaner. Dog: Stand back! I’m going to fight it! Me: Leave it alone! I’m trying to clean! Dog: OMG! I PULLED AGGRO! FEIGN DEATH! FEIGN DEATH! Me: You gotta stop playing World Of Warcraft.
Comic Books
Me: I can’t find my comic books. Dog: Comic books!? I love comic books! Me: I didn’t know you read comics. Dog: Read?