Dog: I GOT A BALL!
Me: …
Dog: Look at me! I got a ball right here!
Me: …
Dog: Watch! I can toss it in the air and catch it!
Me: …
Dog: Did you see that!? Doesn’t it look like fun!?
Me: …
Dog: OMG, take a hint! Let’s play ball!
Me: Hey, pups. Do you need to go outside?
Dog: /sigh
Me: Where are you going?
Dog: I’m going to find your shoe and poop in it.
Tag Archives | dog
Bull Shihtz
August 1, 2012 0
Dog: That bulldog next door is kinda cute.
Me: A Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? Wouldn’t that make your puppies Bull Shihtz? Hahahaha!
Dog: Really? You stole a joke from Dumb & Dumber? Put down the remote and crack a book, Einstein.
WOW Dog
July 31, 2012 0
Dog: That snarling thing is going to attack you!
Me: Relax. It’s just a vacuum cleaner.
Dog: Stand back! I’m going to fight it!
Me: Leave it alone! I’m trying to clean!
Dog: OMG! I PULLED AGGRO! FEIGN DEATH! FEIGN DEATH!
Me: You gotta stop playing World Of Warcraft.
Comic Books
July 30, 2012 0
Me: I can’t find my comic books.
Dog: Comic books!? I love comic books!
Me: I didn’t know you read comics.
Dog: Read?
Throw It
July 29, 2012 0
Me: Do you want a treat?
Dog: A Treat!? Yes!
Me: Here you go.
Dog: Throw it!
Me: Here.
Dog: Why aren’t you throwing it!?
Me: Just take it.
Dog: Dear God, just throw it!
Me: Take it from my hand.
Dog: I WILL fight you!